I got two songs coming up. One is a ballad, and is a mix between My songs 'Dwelling of the Swine' and 'Worry Wart'

The other song is a grungy, somewhat sludgy tone, but it sounds kind of like Bush. (Yea, yea, I know)

Also other News:

Does any of my viewers have XboxLive?
Add me if you do. I just got it

Mine is : joedruane

really creative huh?

Just send me a message saying you're from Newgrounds. I don't even use my Xbox too much, but I do occasionally (more frequently lately) play halo 3 from time to time.

Random question: What is your favorite album(s) of all time?

Mine Are:
In Utero, Nirvana
White Album, Beatles
Live Through This, Hole
Alice In Chains, Alice In Chains
Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables, Dead Kennedys
Sticky Fingers, Rolling Stones
Let It Be, Beatles
Abbey Road, Beatles
Dark Side Of The Moon, Pink Floyd
Get Behind Me Satan, White Stripes
Manifest Destiny, Ross

and many more, but can't think of them now.

You're jealous because I'm possibly related to Leif Erikson.
Damn right. My last name (Ruane) apparently means 'Red' In several languages. Leif's father's title was
'Red' Erik the Red. (Viking titles usually spawn from the fathers first name.)

That would be kinda cool. I'm also Irish, and apparently Leif breeded with people in Ireland, and neighboring countries.

Anyways, I was explaining to ignorant people (is it a coincidence that they were all conservatives also...hmmm) about politics. They didn't even know what the political spectrum was. They haven't even heard of Stalin, or Mussolini or any other famous figures of government.

Also another reason you need to be jealous: I was born on the same day as Mussolini. July 29th. Put that up you ass and digest it through your mouth.

I also saw the Grammy's last night. It sucked until blink-182 announced there revival. (I already knew they were going to due to UltimateGuitar.com) Then It sucked again until Paul McCartney and his band played. But there was a twist. Dave Grohl was the drummer.!!!!

It was so awesome, but The drums were overpowered by the other instruments, but it was still extremely good.
But after that I went to bed, seeing as how everything else would have sucked.

Also: to all Guitarists who read this, what's your favorite chord?

Mine is Asus2

I've had a few guitars in my lifetime as a guitarist (Jackson Strat, Squire Jagmaster, Epiphone Les Paul, Squire Strat, Fender HSS strat) and I've played a lot more, but One stood out among the rest. The Fender Jaguar.

I walked into Daddy's Junky Music Store, for my guitar lesson. I was quite early, so I decided to try out some guitars on the wall. I tried out Tele's, Strats, Hollow Bodies, and a few other. Then I saw the guitar of my dreams. A Fender HH Jaguar. I immediately took it off of it's post, and plugged it into the closest amp. The pickup selector switch was fairly hard to figure out how to use (though, after later study, I know how to use it) but I think I had the Bridge Pickup selected. I played a G# power chord, and, to tell you the truth, I wet my self a little. This guitar was badass. There was a heavenly chorus of whining, and yelling and screeching coming from the heavens. I turned it into overdrive and played as many riffs as I had in my mind, and they were perfected with this guitar. This guitar was $800, so I could never afford it.

Also, I figured out who I was fucking with a little while ago. It turns out it wasn't Bill or Hilary Clinton, it was Clint Eastwood. Funny huh?

So about that short story i wrote about a few posts back: I'm most likely going to change the plot from a cliched apocalyptic story to something else. I dunno, Still in a concept mode.

There's a new semester, and new classes, and I have the worst gym class ever. I have the jocks; the douchey, homophobic, racist, conservative jocks. And I have the dumb blondes, in which I need no further explanation.

The kids in my school are all from in breeding, and are all children of incest. It sucks...I'm the only one who isn't his cousins brother

Hillary Clinton. Or was it Bill Clinton. I'll get back to you on that in my next post...

On a lighter note, I don't have to go to school on Monday. (Tomorrow) Well, you may be asking "What? How is this POSSIBLE" But I have reasons.
To illustrate, I have had mid-terms every day last week (except Monday, that was a free day, and Wednesday, That was a snow day) and Next Monday, I am supposed to have my exams for my 5th and 6th period. Although this seems like a daunting task, It is not what it seems. My fifth period is Advisory/Lunch (Advisory is like study, but they don't like you study) and my 6th period, is Study Hall. Most kids get dismissed (or leave) after exams are taken, so it is only a half day of school, but I don't leave 'cuz I'm just that rebellious. To Conclude, not everything is exactly as it may seem, but with further speculation, you can finally achieve our goal as humans...knowledge.

Wow, I really made a simple thing more dramatic.

I also discovered the great website 'College Humor'.
But to be frank, the majority of there videos are unfunny and repetitive. Like Newgrounds.

So how about that Super Bowl? I was busy watching the puppy bowl, and sex related programs on discovery. Also Mythbusters. But what is up with all of the sex anatomy shows on all the channels? I usually don't watch television, but I know that those aren't on all the time.

I have officially changed my political views from Liberal, to Libertarian. I honestly didn't know all too much about The Libertarian party, and I researched it, and have found my true calling to politics.

And I finally convinced that annoying kid who wanted to start a band with me to fuck off. He's still my 'friend', but at least I don't have to deal with him all too much anymore.

Wow, longest, most detailed blog post ever.

Also, this is a picture of me when I took a facial (lol, sexual reference) when my skin was really dry. It's really dry here in New Hampshire, ALWAYS. Humidity is the one thing I want now. My skin is flaky everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

So I was randomly yelling something to my sister when this conversation happened between me and my mom

Mom: JOEY!!!
ChickenGod (Joe): MOM!
Mom: What?!

funny huh? This is going to make world news tonight.

So I went to finally fast.com, after seeing the funny commercials, and it shows up with a sign saying that the site is going to harm your computer. Funny huh?
It's Fast!! Finally! Finally Fast Dot Com!

For the last year, I have been trying to track down a few kids, so I could just feel better about myself. These two kids created ridiculous rumors about me, made me an outcast, and got me kicked out of a school, wasting my parents money. I have had intense depression since, and I had almost killed myself at one point. But I finally found the website (the old one must have crashed, but they made a new one) of the school that I had been going to here . I would like to ask anybody that reads this post to completely spam that page in any way.

Also: does anybody know a free way to track people down just by knowing they're name?

(ex: a website)

This is about a post apocalyptic small town (Atkinson, New Hampshire) in which the town splits in two, the left side (more left winged views) and the right side (right winged views)

So far the characters are the following:

--Name: Ralph Tull
-Background: An average boy who has always been interested in fire. He's mildly schizophrenic.
-Side: Left Side
-Age: 15

--Name: Ashley Keene
-Background: The complete opposite of Ralph, but loves him secretly. Went to his school.
-Side: Right side at one point, but in the end helps the Left side
-Age: 15

--Name: Rick "Ricky" Waters
-Background: A very schizophrenic man, who has been wandering around Massachusetts the last few months, but stumbles upon Atkinson, New Hampshire after Apocalypse.
-Side: Neither/ Own side
-Age: Unknown, around 40

--Name : Tom Silverman
-Background : Average doctor that cares more about his patients then his money. He is a little paranoid though like whenever someone new stops by his office he tackles them and yells at them saying they can't take his stuff. Parents murdered as a child. In love with Payton Redburg
-Side: Right Side
-Age: 37

--Name : Payton Redburg
-Background : A nurse at Tom's clinic, She is fun loving and energetic. She has Native American Heritage, (Cherokee) and was cheating on her husband before the Apocalypse with Tom.
-Side: Right Side
-Age: 26

--Name: James "Bobo" McCartney
-Background: As a young boy, Bobo was traumatized both physically and emotionally. He cannot see anymore ,and is a bit of a nihilist. He doesn't like to talk to people, so he spends most of his time thinking, thinking about politics, political systems, and ideologies. His goal is to bring peace between the two sides, but no one listens to him because they think he is schiz'ed out.
-Side: Neither/ own side
-Age: 42

--Name : Trevor
-Background: A jewish Korean war vet who's hobbies include cross-dressing and 52 pickup. His mental health is deteriorating with his age and can no longer say words with more than two syllables, unless they are fairly simple.
-Side: Right
Age: 70s

I would appreciate if you guys would send me a bio of a character you would like in this story! (seeing as how my thread about this was blocked) Thanks to the people that contributed!
We need more Left Sided People!!!

I've had a terrible cough all day. It's a really dry, irritating cough.
But the funny part of it is that I was watching the 'tourettes guy' on youtube, and I threw up because I was laughing so hard. I know It's somewhat Ignorant to laugh at people for there problems, but 90% of it is fake anyways.

My friend and I are starting a band. I play guitar and he sings. We have a few Ideas for who will be bassists for us, but we don't have a drummer.

What I need now is a name for our band. We agreed that we would play something that sounds like something between Mudhoney and Weezer. I have a few Ideas, such as Acne. Any ideas?