I TOOK A POO
I TOOK A PICTURE, TOO

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MICHAEL AND I ARE DOING AGAIN

HAVE BEEN RAPING EACHOTHER HERE

Some whore at my school just posted this on Myspace:
okaiii so
I'm sick and tired
of drama
and people being fake
or liars
or backstabbers.

Or all of the above.

I'm annoyed with people
contradicting themselves
or acting as though
the world
revolves around them

ORRRR

Being all
"woe is me"
like
Really?!

I wish that when one thing happens
someone doesnt
expect it
all the fucking time

it was once
dont expect it again

and when people do stupid things
(this includes myself)
Like honestly....
KILL THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE
but only
if it was lack of
common sense

(yes...still including me)

Well.... done with my rant....time for school.

Go owls (PFFTTT Fuck school spirit xD)

You're sick of drama? You threatened to kill yourself when I called you conceited.
Sick of people being fake? Just like how you pretend to be bisexual? Nobody believes you, you might as well tell people you were lying to them.
Backstabbers? Just like how you started hating somebody that used to be your friend, and forced anybody who was friends with them to hate them?
Contradicting yourself? That whole first paragraph pretty much sums it up.
When I said "I don't really care that much about your problems" when she was telling me about how much she hates people when they break up with them, she slapped me. But when I gave a minor complaint about my ex-girlfriend, she told me to fuck off, and stop being an annoying bastard.

Again, "woe is me" , you're an overdramatic trend whore.

Fuck school spirit?
So that time a few weeks ago when I said "Why are you going to Homecoming? To fund the whore-mongers that force school spirit among us?" with your reply "WHY DO YOU HATE WHEN I'M HAPPY!?!!!! BAAAAAWWW"

She thinks she's rebellious for yelling out 'Blunt' in the middle of an empty hallway. But she's extremely un-apathetic, to the point where she acts like a trend whore around people, in the hope that they like her. She has told me that she wishes that she was popular, and that un-popular people suck.

If I wasn't so passive when she told me that, I would have punched her in the face.

She worships Chris Crocker, only because he's transgender, she's totally ignorant towards the fact that he's an attention whore.

She used to think that she was really rebellious for being Wiccan, but now she's Christian, so when I make fun of Christianity, or Theism in general, she starts acting like a bitch, and threatens to kill me.

ADVICE JOE

Michael, you silly willy.

Joe
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

Mike
NO

Joe
OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

Mike
THIS

IS

...

Wait.

Where are we?

Joe
CAUGHT IN A LAND SLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES
AND

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M JUST A POOR BOY

I NEED NO SYMPATHY

BECAUSE IM EASY COME

EASY GO

LITTLE HIGH

LITTLE LOW

ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS

DOES'T REALLY MATTER TO

MEEEE

TO

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MOMMA

JUST KILLED A MAN

PUT

A

GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD

PULLED MY TRIGGER AND NOW HE'S DEAD

MOMMA

LIFE HAD JUST BGUN

NOW IVE GONAND TRHOWN IT ALL AWAY

MOMA

O

OOHOHOHOH

DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

Mike
WAT

Joe
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

CARRY ON

BECAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

TOO LATE

MY TIME HAS COME

SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE

BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME

GOODBYE EVERYBODY

I'VE GOT TO GO

GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH

MOMMAAA

OHOHOHO

I DON'T WANNA DIE

I WISH I NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLL'

Mike
wat

Joe

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE-AH OF A MAN

SKADAMOOSH

WILL YOU DO THE FANDAGO?

GALLILAO

FAGIRO

MAGNIFICO!!

I'M JUST A POOR BOY

NOBODY LOVES ME

EASY COME EASY GO

WILL YOU LET ME GO?

Mike
NO

Joe
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

LET ME GO

LET ME GO

OH

OH

OH

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

OH MAMA MIA

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME

FOR

ME

FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DUN

DUN

DUHND

UDNIDD

UDNDIUDN

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE

OH

BABY

WILL YA LISTEN TO ME BABY

JUST GOTTA GET OUT

JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HEERE

OOOH

OOOH

OOOOOH

OH YEAH

OH YEAH

Mike
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Joe

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

ANYONE CAN SEE

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

TOO

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I should cover the original of that last one, "Peaches" by Presidents of the USA.

I wish I was 15 in the 90's.

Fuck the good music, I wanna see parodies of the good music on Bill Nye.

I had a decent Halloween.

I had made plans with my friend Kaela and James to go Trick-Or-Treating with them.

I had a Guy Fawkes mask, Elderly Pedophile Mask, Jason Vorhees Mask, Fairy Wings, 'Scream' Mask, and a Cowboy hat on.

Yeah, I went overboard.

Everytime we went to a house, I would do a little dance for the person, and when they'd offer me candy, I would scream, and run away full blast down their front lawn.

Than we went to Kaela's sister's house, and watched possibly the worst movie of all time.

DEATH RACE.

After that, they played Guitar Hero.

Yeah, that sucked.

Just got home a few hours ago.

Oh, I'll probably just make a video of me playing Pet Cactus, rather than make tabs, because I'm extremely lazy.

I wish I had friends that knew something about music, I need a band.

Usually, I use music to get away from people, but lately, I've been trying to add more to my music.

If anything, I want to find somebody in my school that is an avant-garde songwriter to write songs with.

I say avant-garde, because my songs seem very generic.

Seriously, Pet Cactus, which, as mediocre as it is, is my best song. It's basically:

Intro
Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus
Bridge

I need more variety.

I also got an FC Twin today.

It's basically a Super Nintendo and a NES put together.

I traded in a lot of my 360 games to get it.

They wouldn't take my 360, because there are reliability issues.

The only game I have for it is the original Super Mario Bros.

I'm still considering doing some kind of Metroid video game cover.

Or Mario.

I have a basic format in mind I would want to do it in.

I actually got xoc's new album of video game covers!

He did Super Mario 3.

It was great, but I definitely preferred his Super Mario World one.

I also liked his Kirby Dreamland one.

I also found a group on facebook that is about me...or somebody with the same name as me. I didn't make it.

and this is what I wrote, and I presented it in front of the class.

SCARY STORY
Joe Ruane
I close my eyes, on the night of the first day of December, listening to the rain drip from the ends of the rooftops. It was sometime around Eleven O' Clock, and the power had been out for an hour or two. I had finally decided to begin my first attempt at sleep, when I heard a scream come from out my window. I threw my covers off of me, and hurried to the window, wondering if it was some kind of mistake my mind had made in its attempt to slumber. I slowly push up the blinds, expecting to see the infinite blackness of night. What I see is, not the night sky, but rather a smile, coming from a hooded figure, which appears to be hanging from the roof, but without a wire or rope to hold him up. After the half a second of an awkward glare from him, I stumble backwards, and fall onto my back. The hooded figure somehow moves through the solid glass window, and towards me, at an alarming speed. The hooded man than removes his hood, only to reveal his identity, which is exactly who I thought it was. CHUCK NORRIS. He proceeds to stomp on my face with his size 15 boots. The worst part about being stomped on the face by CHUCK NORRIS, is that it doesn't become numb, and it doesn't kill you. It gets more painful every time the boot collides with your face. After over 9000 blows, a Pterodactyl flies through the window that CHUCK NORRIS had entered through, and starts eating CHUCK NORRIS' brains. Unfortunately for me, Pterodactyls don't actually exist, and I eventually was served to CHUCK NORRIS as Breakfast, in a bowl of cereal. Now, I sit inside CHUCK NORRIS' intestines, writing this on a piece of paper I found in his esophagus .

I'd say that it's a tie between Frankenchrist, by Dead Kennedys, and London Calling by The Clash.

Tell me yours.

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