So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you, it's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked me out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. It's not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people that didn't want me.

You know what's the worse? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could get him laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.