Michelle may be best known for her infamous ability to eat cake, perform circumcisions, and perform abortions all at the same time. Ever since she was young, her mother always knew she would grow up to eat cake, perform circumcisions and abortions, but she hadn't slightest idea that they would be done simultaneously. As a teenager, it is believed that Michelle had perfected her technique of anal rimming, which was considered a necessity to survive in Soviet Russia at the time, which is where she got her first lesson in performing circumcisions. Michelle No hijacked a private jet that was taking off from an unknown residence on the eastern slope of Mt. Ejaculate. With this private jet, he traveled to Soviet Russia on only a half-tank of gas. After the gas had run out, it is rumored that she used her own breast milk to fuel the engine for over 3/4 of the trip. After this amazing feat, Michelle No had performed her first circumcision and abortion on the same day (and same patient coincidentally). Later that year, in front of a stunned audience, she had been munching on some delicious chocolate cake, while performing an abortion and circumcision.

Later that day, as she was jerking off to child pornography, she ejaculated so hard, that it knocked over a Church in Moscow (this was after the fall of the Soviet Union when religion was no longer abolished. It fell while she was performing the abortion/circumcision/cake consumption act.) that crippled her for the rest of her life, which was fortunately not long, because she died after being gang raped by a pack of wolves.