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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - January 9th, 2010


I feel like shit.

I feel like every single limb of my body is being pressed into each other. My muscles have been at constant tensity for the last half week, and my sleep schedule is fucked up.

I can't seem to think straight, and I have been staring blankly at nothing.

My lips are so dry that they feel really soft and smooth. It's so painful.

My eyes hurt. Really bad. I feel like I need to concentrate just to do minor tasks.

Watching Requiem For A Dream also put me in a shitty mood, but it's a great movie.

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Elvis is my mother.

We were conjoined at the testicles at birth.


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And Dan is our son, that is somehow older than both of us and is the one that separated us at birth

Also Michael is our mother but I came out of the vag a year after you

so michael is my grandmother, and dan is my son and step-father.

makes so much sense.

i'm my own grandpa?

It sounds funny I know, but it really is so.

Actually, heroin is a pretty good solution to most of those problems.

You kids and your drugs

Also, the trombones in Lious Armstrong's rendition of that song piss me off. They drone on some Indian 1/4 step note and it just makes the whole thing sound not depressing but poorly done

There are better versions, but I still love this one.

Listen to the white stripes version. It's worse.