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I Think Somebody's Trying To Convert Me...

Posted by ChickenGod - November 19th, 2009


I should really stop going on Facebook, and other social networking sites, I'm meeting too many crazies.

Okay, I shouldn't even be making this blog, because it is based solely on assumptions, but let's just see where this goes.

So I get a friend request from a name that sounded familiar, but I know for a fact that I don't know him.

Probably talked with somebody who mentioned his name, or something else...

Anyways, so I get this:

Sam Murray: Because I'm not completely familiar with you, I'm not sure how much of a challenge this is going to be.
To which he replied to his own post (I'm not mocking that, I tend to do that sometimes too)
Sam Murray
You are a bit of a project, a risk I should say, but if I am successful, it would of been well worth it.

So I said:
Joe Ruane
Feel free to elaborate on what you're intending on doing.

My first thought was that he thought I was some ignorant dipshit, because I haven't organized my Facebook in a long time, so it's full of stupid shit I wrote when I was an ignorant trend whore. Although I guess I still agree with some of the things I said on there (pretty much insulting people who use cell phones, etc...) I saw that I was contradicting myself, by having posted my phone number (to a cell phone) on it. So I figured he though I was some hypocrite trend whore.

Than I go on a visit to his profile, and saw this:

Political Views:
Kereszténydemokrata Néppárt
Religious Views:
Christian

The Kereszténydemokrata Néppárt is a political party in Hungary (I think, I forget, I know it's a European country) that is essentially Christian Democracy.

I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding, but it will make a great story if it's him trying to convert me to Christianity.


Comments

Rape.

I deleted your comment on Facebook because I don't want any of my whore friends to discover my blog.

It would be hilarious, but do you want comments that say "omg joe, ur so funne" everywhere on Newgrounds?

"y'all want some pancakes?"
"no thank you"
"see thats the worst we've got, jehovas witnesses"

asdfdsa

you are a whore...

Indeed I am.

HALP SOME GUY ON THE INTERNET TOLD ME THE LORD WANTS TO PLANT HIS SEED OF LOVE INSIDE ME

I THINK HE WANTS TO RAPE ME

SKELETOR

YES

I WANT TO BE THE GUY WHO FUCKED UP A WHOLE WEBSITE BY LINKING WHORES TO IT

I meant just my blog.

Although I could just tell them to go fuck themselves.

YOU COULD ALSO BAN THEM

FROM YOUR BLOG, I MEAN

I think convincing them to kill themselves will suffice.

At least, that's what I've been trying to do.

OR YOU COULD JUST KILL THEM YOURSELF

They're just cunts.

heck,ill kill them for you
=P