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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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SATURDAY DETENTION

Posted by ChickenGod - November 7th, 2009


I JUST FUCKING CAME

But anyways, I had a detention today (yeah, I know, fucking stupid.) and some funny shit happened.

So I got there, and started watching 'The Mist' on my iPod, but was forced to put it away by the teacher.

Than somebody I recognized came in, but I wasn't actually acquainted with him. We started playing Hangman for a little while, but we ended up drawing random things.

In the end, he drew a man re-shingling his roof. The man looked like a penis, so I took a pen, and outlined the part that looked like a penis, and the teacher saw that, and we almost got suspended.

It was hilarious.

So when we were waiting for our rides home, we walked around and yelled out to people 'HOW DARE YOU SHINGLE YOUR ROOFS! COMMUNISTS!!!'

It was hilarious.

I had a guitar lesson, and my guitar teacher said that I was the only student of his that gets music theory. I took that as an insult at the time. I'm horrible at deciphering the actual meaning of what people say. It happens a lot, I tend to be somewhat over-dramatic about compliments, I just can't take compliments the right way.

I just saw a documentary on the ages of rock, I only watched some on the heavy metal part (I missed the rest) but the part I saw involved Ozzy Osbourne running around with a 'pet shoe'.

Because I'm an unoriginal douchebag, I will tie a string to a shoe, and run around with it.

I will call it Albert.

I've been craving another person to play music with in my school.

I haven't met anybody that plays the same music as me.

Contrary to what I've submitted to the Audio Portal, most of what I play is Noise Rock, and similar genres. Everything I do in it isn't organized enough to call it a song yet though, so I'm still working on my guitar 'skills' to try to organize my noise.

Most of the people I've met that play guitar only play because they want to socialize. There's a place that EVERY band in high school has to play at called the 'SAD CAFE.'

That's where emo bands go to play shitty songs that they wrote. I will never play there, and everybody I've suggested starting a band with always says, "YEAH, DEN WEE KOOD PLAI AT DUH SAD CAF-AY!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLOLO"

My 'friends' are constantly inviting me to go see some douchebag's band at the Sad Cafe.

They think just because I play guitar, that I like every band that involves a guitar.

You know what would be really cool?

If all of my Newgrounds friends and I met up when we're all older, and could afford it. That would just be so epic.

Assuming you guys don't hate me.

END OF SELF LOATHING

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SATURDAY DETENTION


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Damn, sounds like detention was lulzy. And the pic made me giggle like a teenage girl on her period.

It is quite humorous. INCEST IS WINCEST

Mornin', dad.

Could you make it quick this morning? I have a meeting today.

LOL

ya i really hate pretty much anyone my age that involves himself in music
the faggot guitar guys just learning guitar to be cool or they do it just for show

they act like huge faggots against guitars to like i'll hear one say

"yah this guitar is just a generic piece of shit nothing special cost $1200 so that's why it's just a piece shit"

then he picks up a guitar THAT HAS THE EXACT SAME SOUND QUALITY AND LOOK and says "now this is a fucking classic (all the kids around go OOOO and AWESOME) i don't think have a better guitar bro"

seriously what the hell is the deal, i guess it's because they can't use the guitar well enough to use all of it's abilities

hell led zeppelin which had hugely varied sounds almost always used either a SG or a telecaster , TWO guitars made the best rock band ever

and i've seen how guitars are made they don't need to be $1200

not to mention how they probably smoke pot more than they play guitar

their not in it for new sounds or for music they are in it for the point of being a band

i can prove this because most them claim they have music dyslexia, meaning they aren't smart enough to learn off of something that isn't tabs

ONE more thing why does it take 2 weeks for someone to get a song down if they are using tabs which spoon feed you the song

I think you mean Les Paul, not SG, but than again, I was never a huge fan of Zeppelin.

I know what you mean with the tabs. It should take about five minutes at the most to learn most songs, hell, even Echoes, by Pink Floyd, a 20 minute song probably took me 5 minutes to learn. I'm not bragging, I'm just agreeing that using tabs is more or less cheating.

I fucking hate the people that talk about how good there guitar is every second of their life. The only guitars they own are the ones that are on guitar hero.

yeah, i get the feeling. where i live there is this place called "the underground lounge", and everyone thinks that i should be interested because there are guitar players there. anyways, if you want to make a band, just take an amp to school and play it really loud. people will come. thats how i started. if you can, play master of puppets really REALLY loud. thats what i did anyways.

I'm not a big fan of Metallica or Heavy Metal in general. Although, I did like Metallica's 2nd album, Ride the Lightening, but it all went downhill from there in my opinion.

The Mist sucked ass.

I preferred the short story to the movie, but I still enjoyed the movie.

i think the only solid song you wrote was, "in dictation"
not saying pet cactus was bad or anything

if you want to create a band just go around saying "i don't want complete fags, that includes you"

eventually people may pick up on what you want i dunno lol

Stephen kings movies never live up to the original book
i guess the view point is lost somehow, well of course Carie and the shining were cool

To the music thing, i would rather have someone a little different
i mean did nirvana JUST do what they have always heard

Haha, I should walk around insulting people more often.

What kind of cafe is called the 'Sad' cafe?

I mean really.

Exactly.

How did you get a detention?

I skipped study hall.

Yeah, my school is really strict.

you skipped study hall? big deal, it doesn't matter. you don't even really do anything

Exactly