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Posted by ChickenGod - November 1st, 2009


Michael, you silly willy.

Joe
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

Mike
NO

Joe
OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

Mike
THIS

IS

...

Wait.

Where are we?

Joe
CAUGHT IN A LAND SLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES
AND

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M JUST A POOR BOY

I NEED NO SYMPATHY

BECAUSE IM EASY COME

EASY GO

LITTLE HIGH

LITTLE LOW

ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS

DOES'T REALLY MATTER TO

MEEEE

TO

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MOMMA

JUST KILLED A MAN

PUT

A

GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD

PULLED MY TRIGGER AND NOW HE'S DEAD

MOMMA

LIFE HAD JUST BGUN

NOW IVE GONAND TRHOWN IT ALL AWAY

MOMA

O

OOHOHOHOH

DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

Mike
WAT

Joe
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

CARRY ON

BECAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

TOO LATE

MY TIME HAS COME

SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE

BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME

GOODBYE EVERYBODY

I'VE GOT TO GO

GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH

MOMMAAA

OHOHOHO

I DON'T WANNA DIE

I WISH I NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLL'

Mike
wat

Joe

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE-AH OF A MAN

SKADAMOOSH

WILL YOU DO THE FANDAGO?

GALLILAO

FAGIRO

MAGNIFICO!!

I'M JUST A POOR BOY

NOBODY LOVES ME

EASY COME EASY GO

WILL YOU LET ME GO?

Mike
NO

Joe
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

LET ME GO

LET ME GO

OH

OH

OH

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

OH MAMA MIA

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME

FOR

ME

FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DUN

DUN

DUHND

UDNIDD

UDNDIUDN

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE

OH

BABY

WILL YA LISTEN TO ME BABY

JUST GOTTA GET OUT

JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HEERE

OOOH

OOOH

OOOOOH

OH YEAH

OH YEAH

Mike
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Joe

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

ANYONE CAN SEE

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

TOO

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Comments

NO.

You Toaster Strudel.

As overused as that song is, I will love it forever.

It's so precious to sing it in the hallways, and when somebody says "FAGGOT, SING SUM RAP YO" you can laugh to yourself, and imagine that moment while jacking off.

THUNDA BOLT AND LIGHTIN VERY FRIGHTEN ME

BRUCE WILLIS

DIE MONSTER YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD

BRUCE WILLIS

TRIBUTE? YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVE

POP TARTS

i just smashed my air guitar

So...you bohemian rhapsodized someone?

I bohemian Rhapsodized the user 'MyGuitarSticks'

YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU