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FKKKKN JIZZED EVERWEREHTUGIR890AE743Y9U2ITH589

Posted by ChickenGod - November 1st, 2009


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I should cover the original of that last one, "Peaches" by Presidents of the USA.

I wish I was 15 in the 90's.

Fuck the good music, I wanna see parodies of the good music on Bill Nye.

I had a decent Halloween.

I had made plans with my friend Kaela and James to go Trick-Or-Treating with them.

I had a Guy Fawkes mask, Elderly Pedophile Mask, Jason Vorhees Mask, Fairy Wings, 'Scream' Mask, and a Cowboy hat on.

Yeah, I went overboard.

Everytime we went to a house, I would do a little dance for the person, and when they'd offer me candy, I would scream, and run away full blast down their front lawn.

Than we went to Kaela's sister's house, and watched possibly the worst movie of all time.

DEATH RACE.

After that, they played Guitar Hero.

Yeah, that sucked.

Just got home a few hours ago.

Oh, I'll probably just make a video of me playing Pet Cactus, rather than make tabs, because I'm extremely lazy.

I wish I had friends that knew something about music, I need a band.

Usually, I use music to get away from people, but lately, I've been trying to add more to my music.

If anything, I want to find somebody in my school that is an avant-garde songwriter to write songs with.

I say avant-garde, because my songs seem very generic.

Seriously, Pet Cactus, which, as mediocre as it is, is my best song. It's basically:

Intro
Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus
Bridge

I need more variety.

I also got an FC Twin today.

It's basically a Super Nintendo and a NES put together.

I traded in a lot of my 360 games to get it.

They wouldn't take my 360, because there are reliability issues.

The only game I have for it is the original Super Mario Bros.

I'm still considering doing some kind of Metroid video game cover.

Or Mario.

I have a basic format in mind I would want to do it in.

I actually got xoc's new album of video game covers!

He did Super Mario 3.

It was great, but I definitely preferred his Super Mario World one.

I also liked his Kirby Dreamland one.

I also found a group on facebook that is about me...or somebody with the same name as me. I didn't make it.

FKKKKN JIZZED EVERWEREHTUGIR890AE743Y9U2ITH589


Comments

As much as I hate that picture... I'm still gonna comment.

"Everytime we went to a house, I would do a little dance for the person, and when they'd offer me candy, I would scream, and run away full blast down their front lawn." - That's awesome. Seriously, I woulda tried that, cept I got stuck home with strep. So I can't run, nor scream.

"I wish I had friends that knew something about music, I need a band." Oh how I agree... Shall we talk music? Hmm hmm? I'd be happy to, I can't talk key's and shit, but I can talk time signature, measures, etc. Lol.

So, I think I'll review a couple of your songs hmm, and just maybe you could do the same?

Well, either which way, I'll review some of your stuff.

About the music: Yeah, I'm extremely lucky, because my High School has Music Theory classes. I was a little skeptical at first, because every other program at the school is total shit, but now that I'm taking it, I fucking love my school now.

Everybody I know seems to be sick too!

Yeah, I'll review some of your stuff.

bill Nye cover on smells like teen spirit is the shit

also i was i was 16 in the 70's

<a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death_race/">http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death _race/</a>

BULLSHIT DEATH DESERVES AT LEAST 25% OR BELOW

i watched it with my friend because it had that terrible Australian actor but he was in crank so i was willing to agree with him that it might be decent

i was so wrong......so.....so wrong

the N64 was perfect in every way
what seriously FIND A FLAW
cartridges? well you can crack a cartridge without needing a new one AND with a soft blow i can still play glodeneye today some how

only good game on ps1 was SOTN to be honest

The best part about cartridges is that there is no loading.

The next generation of video games NEEDS cartridges.

also i would be in a band with you

only i only know piano

but a geetar is like a piano
except the piano is a string
and there's 6 of them

huh a guitar is like a piano

IF YOU DAMN HIPPIES LEARN TO READ MUSIC

AH CAHN RED MOO-ZEEK

i didnt go trick or treating, i just walked around and raised hell

That's what you're supposed to do on mischief night!!! (October 30th)

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Also it would be awesome if we all started a band

RedStripedd could play guitar
You could play guitar and sing
I could play bass
Dan could play piano
And I don't know Michael could like be the guy that makes sure we have enough jizz on stage

That would be SO AWESOME

I wish I was fourteen in 1982.
In New York.

I swear, it would be like tons of older me's running rampant with myself.

I wish I was 15 forever.

Really? Because I think that would be horrible.
I mean, it's wonderful to be young, but if I had to be fifteen FOREVER, that would make me immortal.
And then eventually I'd get bored of living and try to kill myself but then oh wait I can't.

By 'forever' I mean for the rest of my life.

If I had to live forever, it'd be fucking hell.

Although it'd be pretty awesome to see society crumble.

I just saw this and I had a feeling you'd like it.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jcDRFId68">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jcDR FId68</a>

But watch the original first:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVCYQ1qix8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVCYQ 1qix8</a>

Seen that before. Thanks for reminding me of how awesome this is.

I feel like murdering soccer players now.

to be honest i would like to turn 21 and stay there forever

not that i care about drinking or something

it's that's when your brains development slows down and it's about as smart as you can get

of course i heard you always get smarter, if you had a high IQ in the first place

so i guess i want that hero's thing where you are just always regenerating yourself and you never die unless your brain is shut off....

highlander style

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

No, I would be the onstage stripper.

I NOO EET