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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - October 9th, 2009


Translation: Wrote a new song.

I did an electric demo, but I decided to do an acoustic demo, because it sounds a lot better.

Lots of suspended chords in this.

It would go great with lyrics, because it's so incredibly bland.

Maybe I'll write some in school in the next few weeks?

There's also this really dissonant bridge part.

Than a somewhat cliche C-A minor chord progression for the ending.

I think this is my only recent song that is based off of chords (The other songs have melodies)

Yes, the title sucks. Whatever. It's probably temporary until I find a better title (especially if I write lyrics)

So there was a pep-rally today in my school, and it was total bullshit.

I tried to ditch it, but I got caught in a crowd of freshman, and couldn't get around the school cop.

FUCK.

The whole time, I was throwing shit, and calling everybody a whore.

Saturday is Homecoming dance.

Fuck that shit.

Right now, I'm going to brag about shit.

Facebook:

Joe Ruane is getting fucking sick of all the friend requests from stupid whore shits.

Ross Allaire
tired of sending requests to them over here! lol

Joe Ruane
haha!

Kaela Angers
Poor joe lol

Joe Ruane
I got a request from my ex-girlfriend's friend, that I had met briefly A YEAR AGO! so she remembered my name (even though I never told her it) waited a year, and decided to send me a friend request.

Kaela Angers
I think you may have a stalker there kid.

Joe Ruane
Having a stalker is great. It gives you a high self esteem!

Kaela Angers
Lol. We can go with that. I had a stalker yesterday at the mall, he was ridiculously creepy

Joe Ruane
I hate the mall, I always feel like I'm surrounded by trend whores (Which I am) and there's nothing to do.

Kaela Angers
I was only there to get a dress for saturday, and then i got hungry so the guy followed me to the food court. It was fricken weird.

Joe Ruane
What's on Saturday? Why the dress?

Kaela Angers
Im going to the homecomming dance with Chris. Thats why the dress.

Joe Ruane
Homecoming? Fuck that shit. I'm waiting until spirit week to feign pride in the corrupt morals of a penniless educational system run by zealous hypocrites, who's only purpose is to infuriate the people who are convinced that their own "rebellious" nature is enough to prove to the administration of their own self assurance and individuality, even ... Read Morethough they worship these corrupt morals for an entire week (which has now doubled) and give the authority that they "protest" the sick sadistic thrills that this administration desires.

Ross Allaire
lol you can turn anything to a rant, can't you?
(this coming from someone who went to a diner instead of his prom)

Joe Ruane
I wish I could turn anything into a rant. I have a repetitive vocabulary.

Kaela Angers
Yes, yes he can lol.

Ross Allaire
well the phrase "feign pride in the corrupt morals of a penniless educational system run by zealous hypocrites" is GOLD

Joe Ruane
Self Esteem +5

Ross Allaire
:)

Joe Ruane
Actually, now that I think about it, the only real problem with the school administration in my school is the lack of organization. All of the administrators seem to have their own rules, whether they're extremely strict or extremely lenient. One administrator walks around the school, verbally assaulting everybody in sight, and complaining about how people wear flannel pants. She claims that they're not safe, and eventually, she (along with a few other made it an official rule that nobody can wear flannel pants. Comfort is no longer an option in school. A lot of the teachers totally ignore the rules of the school, and make things a lot easier for the students.

Kaela Angers
Mrs. Denola is a midget bitch >:( she yelled at me for wearing sweat pant, thus im wearing them today to piss jer off :)

Joe Ruane
Mrs Denola should kill herself. I had a coughing fit in an assembly last year, and she lectured me. She told me 'not to be a disturbance.'

So that bitchy trend whore that I blogged about yesterday came up to me at school and yelled in my face: (I insulted the homecoming dance-goers)

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME BEING HAPPY!!!???

I was pretty confused, but she throws tantrums a lot, so I'm not surprised at all.

WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE SAD.

I realize that she was talking about the homecoming dance, so I say.

"I was just saying that you seem like somebody that wouldn't go to stupid shit like that"

Before she could think of what to say next (although I'm sure there wasn't much thought going on) I pulled myself into my next class. The one time I was glad to be in Science.

Sex Pie :)


Comments

i take it your name is joe.

Indeed it is.

Black people

Caucasians.

Japs.

Spaj.

New word for semen.