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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Overdramatic Trend Whore.

Posted by ChickenGod - October 8th, 2009


FUCK MYSPACE

Me: You're not seriously considering going to homecoming are you?

Whore's Friend:Yes she is and don't talk her out of it. XD

Whore:YES I AM APPLE!!! [my nickname last year was apple]I'M FUCKING GOING SO SUCK MY BALLS!!! And thank you Hannah, Babes. Joe
....don't ruin my happiness!

Me:You can feign pride in a false administration all you want, I'm not stopping you.

Whore: fuck you. I'm, actually happy so go suck a cow off :|

Me: I was trying to be facetious, and, if taken the right way, my last post could have been a compliment.

Whore: well was it a compliment?

Me: Essentially, it was a compliment. I meant that at least you're feigning pride in a false authority, rather than having real pride in it.

Whore: I really am excited to go though. >.<

This bitch thinks she's really rebellious and caring.

Bullshit.

Last year, she was looking in a yearbook, and points at a girl, and says "I HATE her, she's so ugly...she should die."

I told her to fuck off, and be more apathetic, to her own appearance, and, more importantly others.

She constantly tells everybody she's bisexual, when she obviously isn't.

All of her friends are the attractive male douchebags.

Every fucking day she says something, than says, "BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW"

She was in my gym class last year, and I told her that I was pansexual.

I told her that it basically meant bisexual, and the next day, she went around telling everybody she was bisexual.

What a fucking trend whore.


Comments

Wanna borrow my 9mm?

DEFINITELY

See, this is why I love my school district.

They give us long vacations, and if you hate someone, you can just ram their face into a wall, or a locker, and no one gives a shit.

Raping their pets works well.

I hate fake bisexuals more than anything in the world.

Actually, no not more than anything, but it's definitely on the top 5 list.

"The worst crime is faking it."

FUCK YEAH KURT COBAIN.

The only two Cobain quotes I like are that and the dead than cool (which I use on a daily basis) one.

Other than that, his quotes were pretty dumb.

IMMA LETCHOO FINISH, BUT "The duty of youth is to challenge corruption" IS THE BEST KURT COBAIN QUOTE EVER.

YES, I AM APPLE.

NOT THIS WEEK

I'M A WINDOWS.

Je suis une fenetre.