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Who Wants To Mail Me A Gun?

Posted by ChickenGod - October 4th, 2009


Because my (facebook) friends are douchebags.

Joe Ruane can't find his cell phone. No real loss though.

Jeff Peace
The couch.

Joe Ruane
.hcuoc ehT

Courtney Elizabeth
under your bed is where i saw it last.. :P

Joe Ruane
P: ..tsal ti was i erehw si deb ruoy rednu

Courtney Elizabeth
!!!resol a hcus era uoY

Joe Ruane
.emaG ehT

Courtney Elizabeth
!!reeuq si emaG ehT

Devon Larrabee
fags.

Joe Ruane
I love (hate) how the last comments were technically homophobic

Courtney Elizabeth
hahahahahaha

Yeah, because homophobia and ignorance is hilarious.

Coming from most other people, I wouldn't think much of a slightly homophobic comment, but this person is just stereotypically catholic.

Not my friend, but my insane ex-girlfriend's friend...that I have never met.

Joe Ruane Do I know you?

Alisha Gabrielle
uhmmmm i was sophias friend when you dated her

Joe Ruane
Wasn't that over a year ago?

Alisha Gabrielle
sii you go to my school

Normally, I'd be a 'good sport' but then I saw this:

Alisha Gabrielle thinks shakespear is a dumbass

Josh Gabry likes this.

Joe Ruane
You're kidding right?

Even more:

Alisha Gabrielle And I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs whats going on?

Shannon Perry
AALLIISSHHAA!! I love You%u2665

Alisha Gabrielle
i love you moreee

Mikey Silva
you already used this one fagget lol

Alisha Gabrielle
soo its how i feel :P and amazing

Mikey Silva
your might be gay lol

Alisha Gabrielle
you know what mikey :P

Mikey Silva
you know what 8===D

Alisha Gabrielle
( I ) <--vagina?!

Annie Steele
ahahahahahahaa nice try lish.. freak ;)

This one was on myspace:

moxie man10493: Depressed as shit things arnt geten better so far i have had the suckeyest b day :'( anyone single?

Yeah, because whoring yourself will make everything better.

Another thing I hate about people who use social networking sites: They always put song quotes in their status.

Or they put some really overdramatic saying.

With the latter, I always post something saying, "over dramatic much?"

and they act all offended.

Who Wants To Mail Me A Gun?


Comments

Address plz

You'll rape me!

"I love (hate)"

Had to dim it down for them so much that they can't detect sarcasm?

They're either the 2nd or 3rd generation of a chain of incest.

By the way
{(|)}
^vagina

I smell a new meme?

Smells more like cock, not vagina.

Uhhh....Facebook.....Grrr.....

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sorry, i tried sending you an AR-15, but it wouldnt fit in an envelope.

You just weren't trying hard enough