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I Got Mah Gameboi Colur YO DAWG

Posted by ChickenGod - September 16th, 2009


So, A few months ago, I dug up my old gameboy color.

I sold ALL OF MY GAMES (stupidly) when I was in fourth grade, so the only game I have for it is super mario bros. deluxe (great game, just shitty controls on the gbc)

So I went on eBay, and bought Pokemon Red, just because it's one of the first (it WAS the first wasn't it? along with blue?)

Than, I announced it on facebook, and one of my friends said, "I have Pokemon Silver, I'll give that to you for free."

So I wasted some money, but I'm getting 2 different pokemon games for my gbc in the next week or so!

I failed my music quiz today.

I suck at memorizing key signatures.

FUCK.

I can't wait for the new Michael Moore movie.

ZOMG HEZ A SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA DOOD.

What's hilariously ironic, is that the premiere is being showed to rich actors and "musicians" who got rich and famous by taking advantage of selling out to corporate record deals/ studios.

Some explanation on my profile pic.

I'm in the snow because my parents forced me out of bed at 6 in the morning (on a weekend) to make me get in a picture.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, THE PICTURE WAS MESSED UP FUCK YOU NEWGROUNDS

But I was sarcastically smiling.

That actually reminds me, picture day was today in my school.

The guy taking my picture said "Say PIZZA!!!"

I don't.

"Say BOLOGNA!!!"

I reply, "Are you hungry or something? You should get some food."

He took my picture and I was off, feeling accomplished.

I Got Mah Gameboi Colur YO DAWG


Comments

i've been on a game boy color binge myself. just played zelda oracle of ages and seasons and am now trying to beat dragon warrior 3 again.

A lot of great games were on that little guy.

Blue was my first video game, evar.

Michael Moore's a pretty good director, but sometimes he can be a bit too blunt with his film making, and he pretty much says the same thing in every film.

Give me the base pic, and I'll fix it. Or masturbate to it.

or both?
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/58 54/inthesnow.jpg

TERRIBLE OPTION

Also, do you want it cropped or just shittily resized?

Resized.

I rememer playing a game where you have to fight an army of impossible to kill zombies, and you could load a gun up with knives and shoot them at zombies.

Duz joo rememr wut gaem

I don't remember.

All's I know is that it was for the original Play Station.

Sony was the shit back then.

I never liked the PlayStation.

This is why I gave you the option of cropping
<a href="http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/TheSilverGuitar/Chicken-1.gif?t=1253230950">http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh 180/TheSilverGuitar/Chicken-1.gif?t=1 253230950</a>

Lol, Seinfeld's on in the background and Jerry just said "I'm getting a facial".
Right as I was posting on your page.

Maybe god exists

LAWL GAWD OBEEUSLEE EXEESTS

ATHEISM IS THE SIGN OF DEVIL WORSHIP

You look like some sort of Happy Asian in that picture.

I am a happy asian indeed.

Gameboy color was the greatest handheld ever. the DS and PSP suck in comparison

I agree completely. I hate the PSP.

It's so fucking hard to use!

"hard to use!"

Yes, I'm that immature.

I was singing the assumption song to my friends(look it up on Youtube if you don't know what it is), and I used to have it memorized, but I had to do it real slow to get it right, and so when I finish, I say, 'That was hard,' and walk away.

I come back seconds later and say, "oh, and that's what she said."

If I don't know what that is?

I fucking raped that song last year.

I memorised it after singing it thrice.

It's so awesome

In video editing class, I opened up a picture of Goatse, my teacher froze it, then put it up on everyone's screen.

It was fucking hilarious.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE

I hurt my head from smashing my head on my desk from laughing.

I have a GBC emulator :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I have an emulator for every nintendo system, up to the n64.

I like emulators, but I'd prefer to have the real thing.

After seeing that Mew video you favourited, I want to go play my Blue version now.

I want to play your blue version too.

SAY COCKS!!!!

PUSSIES

I want to play your skin flute versio WAIT WHAT

Lawl

Skin flute is probably the best name for a penis, ever.

Last year, I knew this one ooe playing bitch WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE MIDDLE EASTERN (lol stereotypes) and she wanted to fuck this flute player, so I asked her if she wanted to play his skin flute and she was completely clueless.