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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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My Dick Broke.

Posted by ChickenGod - September 8th, 2009


When I woke up and arrived at school, I never even imagined that one of my teachers would bite my dick off.

But on a related note, Harriet the Spy was always a bitch.

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I want to do a video game music medley.

I'll probably do Metroid, or even Mario, I know a lot of songs from both.

But I always liked Zelda music the best.

Anyways, I ordered the new album from Metroid Metal, can't wait.

I have a ton of homework I need to do, so I'll leave you with this:::

My Dick Broke.


Comments

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I caress your mother's taint with my dick. I don't stick it in her ass, though. That's not how God intended sex to be, and even though he gave me the free will to do it anyway, I still don't want to get the man made disease known as cancer.

Lawl.

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Glenn Beck is the most offensive word there.

I always love that guy's smile at the end of those comics.

I know, it's hilarious.

Easily your best news post yet.

I tried posting one last night, that was pretty funny, but I closed the window.

Damn,yours to?

Haha.