I feel pissy today, so I'm going to complain a bit.

So, all of my friends are whores, we all know that right? I don't think I've illustrated enough how they're ignorant sluts.

One of my friends decided to be rebellious, and talk to me when I was on my period (as my other friends refer to it, when I'm really angsty, they tend to stay away from me, because I'm on 'my period') and she said something absolutely stupid:

"You know, black people are racist too. They always say that we're racist, but they call us 'crackers' all the time."

I almost attacked her. That's one of the more racist comments I've heard.

I told her to shut up, and she asked why.
I said "Frankly, you're quite ignorant anyways, so you have no right to say anything about racism. You're also generalizing, and assuming that all black people think the same things, which is extremely racist, so you have no right to speak of ignorance whatsoever."
Something like that.

She replied: "Oh Joe, I love you, you're so funny."

I smashed my face on the desk a few hundred times to express my anger.

Another friend thinks that she's really rebellious.

SHE'S AN ANARCHIST!!! OH EM GEE!!!

She thinks she's really political, and I'm trying not to mock the Republican Party in this next part. I ask her what political idealogy she belongs to, and she says, oh, I'm a republican. I tell her that I'm more of a leftist anarchist. She than says, "Oh, Anarchy, WOOHOO! I hate people that aren't anarchists."

"That's a bit nationalist to say." I reply.

She has this puzzled look on her face when I say this.

"Who did you want to win for the previous election?" I ask, trying to continue the conversation.

"Oh...who was it...'McCan' I think."

"You mean McCain?"

Yeah.

"If I had to choose between any of them, probably Nader, but Obama seems a bit more helpful to the current economic situation at the time." I say, although I don't believe that now.

"Who's Nader? Was she Obama's wife?"

"Do you know anything about politics?"

"Erm, not really."

I've learned recently (from herself) that she doesn't think women can be president. WHAT!!!

Is that like the whole, "Women against feminism" thing?

She says that women get "too emotionally involved"

So do men. They let their competitive egos get in the way of true matters.

That's why we're fighting in the middle east.

I don't think people that aren't politically educated should have an opinion.

Another one of my 'friends' is an over masculine douchebag.

I think I embedded a video of him pretending to be somebody from 'Jackass.'

Wow, aren't you rebellious? You do stuff that they do on Jackass, even though they tell you not too...

He constantly calls me a faggot because I stupidly told him I'm bisexual (even though it's closer to being asexual)

Another friend thinks she's really punk. She listens to the most popular songs from rock bands. For example, the only Nirvana song she recognized was 'Smells Like Teen Spirit,' she heard it in a movie, and she says that she's a huge Nirvana fan.

She listens to mainstream rap, but claims that she's really alternative.

This is what really made me hate her though:

She was looking through the yearbook, and saw a girl that was 'ugly.'

She said this exactly: "She should die...she's just so fucking ugly."

She laughed and looked at me for approval.

"You're a judgmental hypocrite." I said.

"Shut up, you need to wash your hair NERD!!!"

She used to be best friends with one of my friends, but now, she hates her. She saw a picture of her, next to my friend in the yearbook, pointed it out to me and said, "Look, it's me with Mikaela, *horribly fake laugh*"

Than she proceeded to insult her in every way.

She hates her, because my friend (Mikaela) jokingly called her a bitch.

She IS a bitch.

She tried killing herself because her internet boyfriend broke up with her.

Almost as overdramatic as my ex girlfriend (which you should all know about by now)

She also manipulated the girl, who I once liked, into being as judgmental as her. This is more my fault though, I was too stupid at the time to notice.

There is nobody that knows anything about art, or music at my school.

There are people that claim they do. They listen to Slipknot, and they play shitty heavy metal, and claim to be really artistic.

I do have a friend though, that, as overdramatic as he is, is quite good at guitar.

He can do things that I can't, and he's been playing for half as long as I have (2 years for me, 1 for him.)

He's the one, who I did a 30 minute jam session with. Look that up in my blogs, it's there.

As a matter of fact, I should post all of my songs that aren't on Newgrounds.

I think most of them are either Jam Sessions, Improvs, or other random crap.

That's what my next blog will be about.

So, I'm going to go find my recorder, and put those recordings on my computer.

I fapped to this picture.

Jaguars are my favorite kinds of guitar (I played several, and god are they sexy) and this is Jimi Hendrix (if you didn't know that, you should kill yourself)

I'm not just joking either, I actually ejaculated to this picture.