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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Posted by ChickenGod - June 24th, 2009


So this is the last week of school. It sucks.

It's finals week. But the worst was today, because I had Algebra. It wasn't that hard. I'm not even going to talk about the finals though.

I'll dedicate this blog to what happened Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. (Today)

So Monday wasn't a test day. It was alright, nothing happened really.

Tuesday: French Final, and Economics Final.

French class was first, because that was what final I had first. Some bitch came up to me, when I said some sarcastic comment mocking homophobes, and she said "Aren't you gay or something?" I said that I was bisexual, and that I was kidding about my homophobic comment, and that I was making fun of people who hated homosexuals. She said "What's wrong with people who are against homos? Being gay is a mental disorder."

I said that that was quite ignorant, but I was too tired to give half a shit.

My alleged 'friends' started listening to the conversation at this point.

She said "Well, god didn't intend it to be tha-"

My 'friends' and I started laughing, and I called her a homophobic zealot. She said "I'm not a homophobe, I'm not afraid of you!!!"

I said that the meaning of that word isn't meant to be taken strictly, and that the modern definition of the word was that you have distaste towards same sex relationships.

Than I took the final, and failed miserably. There was this one part where we had to write a 100 word essay about ourselves. I couldn't think of what to say, so, at one point I said:

"Je ne suis pas une chaise"

Which means: "I am not a chair."

Just in case the teacher didn't notice.

Than I had the economics final. I sat in front of my psycho ex girlfriend, which was kind of awkward, because I started getting paranoid that she would stab me.

Awkward as hell, because she's STILL going around, trying to spread rumors about how allegedly small my penis is...,

Since when did I have a penis?

Doesn't that make her a whore if she knows the size of my penis? We only went out for less than a month.

Anyways, my best friend has been fully converted into being an overdramatic whore, so I'm fucking mad. He texts all the time, and complains how he can't play Xbox all the time.

It's because of some whore (I made a blog about her a few posts ago. Go find it) who is wicked over dramatic.

So anyways, after finals were done, we had the option to go home, which I didn't and I stayed with my alleged friends. I have nothing better to do.

We all skipped class, and played 'Would You Rather (the board game)' in some game room that I never knew about.

It was fun.

Today, I had Guitar and Algebra finals. Meh...

I accidentally went to one of my classes. I played guitar to occupy myself. It was fun-ish.

Than I skipped the rest of my classes and played Tetris on the computer with a few 'friends'.

I really do hate my friends, and I'm not just being overdramatic.

Half of them are homophobes, the other half are over dramatic.

Remember that girl that I was falling for a few weeks ago? Yeah, so one of her friends has completely turned her into a judgmental asshole. They were looking at the yearbook, and saying who was the ugliest person on the page. At one point, her friend said that somebody should die because they were so ugly.

They were being stuck up, conceited, hypocritical, assholes.

Her friend is always doing this. She'll tell me to not do something, and that I'm being annoying, and will make me feel like total garbage. Than when she's hyper, and annoying as hell, I'll do the same (because I'm an immature jerk) she'll be like "Yeah, well you should wash your hair you NERD!!!"

Than anytime she's depressed, and she's trying to spill her overdramatic feelings onto me, and I express my lack of interest, she'll practically assault me.

Than if I mention anything whatsoever about my life, she'll say "I DON'T CARE!!! You should wash your hair you NERD!!!"

Another time, she was complaining about how her internet boyfriend broke up with her. She threatened to kill herself. She still calls him every day, or so she says.

Anyways, I have Science and English finals tomorrow, and I know I'll completely fail the Science.

But I'm awesome at English, because I pretty much just write an essay about the books we've read.

I'll miss Mr. Jenkins

Also, some music updates:

Fuck democracy, I'm not doing Bron Yr Aur. I'm not saying it's not an amazing song, but I just don't feel like trying to learn it.
I'm a lazy fucker.

I think I said I re-wrote Will's Lemon?

Yea, well, I didn't. I've decided to use the re-written intro to it as a new song altogether.

It's actually quite good, but really short.

I've been thinking about releasing some kind of album eventually.

And by 'album' I mean just an official collection of songs, being given away via file hosting.

But, if I'm enough of a dumbass to make one, the alleged cover art will be the 'Also Facial' picture.

By 'alleged cover art' I mean that it will only appear if you use iTunes, or have an iPod or something. It's not like I'm sending you all actual CD's.

Anyways:

If you don't like the band 'Failure' than you haven't even lived:

Great songs by Failure:

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But since that's not there best song:

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And since that isn't there best song either (because i can't find a link to the best one)...

there best song is 'Macaque' from 'Comfort.'

Fucking masterpiece.

I should post more...


Comments

becuase i liked youre post i will not spam u o wait...

I'm flattered that you found positive interest in my post.

It sucked that you were tired when you argued that bitch, because I would have loved to see what you would have said. If it was captured on video, i would fap to it.

I laughed at "I am not a chair". Brilliant.

"Yeah, well you should wash your hair you NERD!!!"
If I had a dollar for every time that happened to me...

And take the small penis thing in stride. It's fun, I do it all the time, pretend that I have a tiny penis. I say it's "almost half a centimeter long", but with just enough subtle sarcasm so they don't believe me. Not that penis size is relevant to anything though, because it's something you're born with, and frankly, quite creepy to change.

The lead singer for Failure looks a little like the guy who played Harry in Requiem for a Dream. Also, if I reference that film once more, you should disown me.

I just say I don't have a penis whatsoever. Somebody (she's one of Paris Hilton's followers) actually thought I had no penis because I went quite in depth.

I've never seen it, but I love the song Lux Aeterna (it's the one you plan on covering.)

William Shatner is on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, so I need to go fap now.

I'm very pleased that you liked Lux.

It almost sounds like 'Lux' is a person.

As of now, 'Lux' is the official imaginary friend of the internet.

Is Lux from Luxembourg, the richest country? Or a nickname for Luxembourg?
Or possibly, Lux is an American, with dignity and class.

I made a funny.

American with dignity and class? What?...oh wait, that's the joke.