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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Long Time No Post.

Posted by ChickenGod - June 14th, 2009


I've been lazy lately.

I wrote some music though, which is good...

I wrote a rendition of 'Will's Lemon' and it's a lot better than the original. It actually doesn't sound like I'm one of those metal head Slipknot fans that knows nothing of music.

Slipknot sucks.

Anyways, I've discovered the wonders of Emulators. Am I the only one that thinks the word "Emulator" sounds really dirty?
Nevermind...
Anyways, I have a Gameboy, a NES, and a SNES emulator. I have a few games, but their mostly Metroid (favorite game franchise) Zelda, or Pokemon.

I don't like modern video games much.

I had some fun today.

My friend (Justin) rang the door bell to my house, and invited me to go ride bikes with his friends.

He had two friends with him, I don't remember their names.

Anyways, he had this wine bottle, half full (he didn't drink it, he found it like that.) He also had a lighter and some cloth...

They were going to make a Molotov Cocktail (and they had no idea how to use it)

I tried to tell them that it's a stupid idea, and that, if they want to pretend to be rebellious, just drink it or something...I know, I sound quite prude.

Anyways, we got to the dump, which is right next to the park, and they started to light it. They only got the cloth on fire, and since I decided to be lookout, I rode my bike around the corner.

I saw a car pull up...

Not just ANY car, but ...you guessed it...

a cop car.

It's funny how cops show up, exactly at the worst of times.

I put my bike into a higher gear and booked it towards my friends.

They were still trying to light it, when I started yelling,

"Cop Car, GO GO GO"

One kid dashes off with me (on his bike) while Justin and the other kid don't.

I almost thought they were going to take the punishment...

But they were disposing of the bottle into one of the dumpsters, or something, and than they were after us.

They said that the cop had left when he saw me on my bike...

So I figured he was heading towards where we were, via a different route, because the way we took wasn't vehicle accessible.

We went back to our street, (Justin and I live on the same street) and just rode around there.

The street is kind of out of the way, so the cop wouldn't come down there.

After a while, we went back to the park to see what was going on...

Apparently, my dad, my sister, and her friend were also down at the park, and they said that something about a cop, and I almost panicked. I pretended that we had no idea what happened, he probably believed me, or didn't care.

Anyways, it was getting dark, so my dad, sister, and her friend left, and we started going down the road to ding dong ditch...yea I know, we're immature.

So after a while, it gets too late, and we couldn't find a good house to do, because for some reason, everybody was outside tonight, so we went back to Justin's house.

I'm about to have some disgusting pizza.

It's disgusting because it's NOT greasy enough.

I love greasy, fattening pizza. Like Cherry Village, great pizza, Prime Pizza, great pizza...etc.

This is from Grampy's.

At least it's better than Papa Ginos.

That's another thing I want to address, how much I've been complaining. I'm not being a spoiled teenage whore like I probably sound like...trust me, I'm not, I'm just mad at everything...

I hate the cum that's all wet, and it doesn't stick to anything, really fucking irritating.

I'm going to submit a song of me singing this one tune I made up in school, (and sing for hours on end)

It goes:

everyone sucks but me, everyone sucks but me

over and over again.

But I also feel like doing a cover...give me some suggestions for what song I should cover, and I'll do my best, and by my best, I mean that I'll give a half assed, procrastinated effort into it, and claim that it's overdue because of so much work being put into it.

Long Time No Post.


Comments

Lol narcissism.

My english teacher talked about rape during class today. Unrelated responses are awesome.

I think I'm in love with that teacher.

We both hate this one bitch (the one that wouldn't let us read the hobbit...cuz she's a bitch) and it's clear that he hates her just as much as me.

He's also a huge fan of Pink Floyd, and saw them during the 'Animals' tour