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My Friend Stole My iPod!

Posted by ChickenGod - June 1st, 2009


My friend stole my iPod!

I gave it to him in French yesterday, to look at my pictures on it. This is normal, so I expected him to give it back to me.

When he didn't, I kept asking for him to return it to me when he was going to class.

By the end of the day, I was very worried, but I couldn't find him, so I eventually went on my bus, and went home.

He only took it because he lost his a few weeks ago.

I'm WAY too passive.

I have a friend that owes me $20, and he told me he'd give it to me by May 5th, and I haven't seen any of it. If I don't get that back, I'll wreck some of his stuff. I dunno, I'm starting to sound overly-masculine, so I'll quit the threats.

All of my friends beat me up, at first it was jokingly, but now it seems that I'm the stress relief for all of them. There are attempts to make me sterile everyday.

Have I told you that I own the book 'Twilight?'

It's really good.

Okay, I almost gagged just from typing that.

THERE' ABSOLUTELY NO PLOT.

The entire book is about an overdramatic whore, that wants some douchebag to go out with her.

I read the first few pages and nearly fell asleep...and this was after I took a 4 hour nap!

I'm honestly going to attempt to read it.

If I don't make it out alive, tell Wilfred Brimley that I always loved him.

My Friend Stole My iPod!


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Crack down on your friends! That's what I do, that or hang with new people!

sponge bob and plankton had a sexual affair.

Chug a bottle of bleach that should solve your problem.

pfff, I do that ALL the time.

Seriously... over summer break... go to the gym... come back all buff...

Kick ass...

That simple.

me? At a gym? hahahah!

So he just wouldn't give it back?

It sounds like you have some pretty dickhead friends.

I use the term 'friend' loosely, they're all idiots.

It actually turns out that my friend stole it, than gave it to another friend to confuse me. I threatened (bluffed) to go to the office unless she gave it back.

She did, and now she expects me to be her best friend.

What a bitch!

You OWNED the book?

Sad to say I will soon. As you know, my sister has fallen to the clutches of the dark side, and is quite interested in purchasing a copy.
Shit fuck.

Also, quit being a little bitch and just ask him for the money/iPod.

My sister bought it, but she hates it...only because one of her friends hates it also.

I do ask, I'm just a pussy and I have no authority over anybody.

I miss Sticks. The balance of /b/ and highbrow has been thrown off greatly.

What happened to him?