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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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I think I'm in love.

Posted by ChickenGod - May 11th, 2009


As I've said before, I hate drama, clingy relationships, etc.

But I really do think I'm in love.

Every time I even think of her I enter this state of pure Euphoria. It's fantastic.

Now I'm not going to go into some explanation "OMG SHE HAS THE SEXIEST BLUE EYES EVARR!!!"
Because I think complimenting on somebody's looks just means that you can't find anything positive about their personality.

She's one of the few individuals in the school. She's not the "OMG TWILIGHTTTTT" kind of 'Individual,'

She's truly individual.

Although, what kind of sucks, is that she only sees me as a friend, because she treats her other male friends the same way she treats me.

It actually really sucks.

At least it's better than all of the other times I've tried to have a relationship. They all hated me. It was actually funny when I think back.

This one time, I had this childish crush on this one girl in my Language Arts/ Social Studies (same class) class. When one of my friends told her of my feelings, I was too embarrassed to admit it, although she didn't believe me, so she just started being a bitch to me.

Another time, it was my only 'successful' relationship, I met this girl that was obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Seriously, I mean, she was a total ZEALOT! The funny thing now, is that she's Catholic, and every time she complains that I 'ruined her life' by breaking up with her, I explain how she's a bitchy over-dramatic (although I admit to being a bit dramatic at times) whore

Relationships are hilarious

I think I'm in love.


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In the last paragraph, were you talking about that fat bitch that wouldn't leave you alone?

I love the picture. 'Tis fucking awesome.

Yes, I was. She still obsesses over me. My friend was drawing a random picture, and the girl was like 'OMG ISH DAT JOE!'

I love Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Oh my God, seriously? How many times have you physically abused yourself for ever having relations with her?

So do I. That's where I got that copypasta where the girl sucks my dick. I'm also looking through the archives.

What copypasta where the girl sucks your dick!!! I wanna see it!

None, It was such a relief to be rid of her.

Copypasta archives.

I'm shit when I type really fast.

I shit when I type fast.

Yes, I excrete fecal matter when I type fast.

You're fourteen.

Yea, I know I'm being a bit dramatic.