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Neil Young; Racist Joke;Songs; Spring Break; Trippy; Sleep

Posted by ChickenGod - April 28th, 2009


I have discovered the magic of Neil Young. I got 'Deja Vu' from the CSNY era of his career, and I got 'Mirror Ball' from '95. The last one is incredible. It combines the early hippie rock of the 60's, and the angsty Punk of the 90's.

Here's a joke my friend told me, and I obviously hate it, but for some reason it's funny...

" A Black person, and Asian, and a Jew walk into a bar, what does the bartender say to them?...
'Get The Fuck Out'"

I guess it's funnier when he said it...
I obviously don't hate Africans, Asians or Jews, so you need not criticize.
Besides, they're all better then those honky crackers.

So I got a few more songs written, and I may try to write lyrics for them, their actually kind of folk-ey. I'm going to re-do some, or most of my songs, with drums included in them. That includes my SaintandtheButter songs. I like those songs better than the ones I've written lately, maybe just because my guitar is always out of tune, and it's a bit annoying. But I got my bridge fixed, so I'll be in tune a lot better from now on.

My 3 day Spring Break starts today. Fuck this school district, they can't do anything right.

Have you ever felt like you were floating, when you weren't? Or maybe like you were on a platform, about 5 ft higher up than you are? That happens to me all the time. It's really oddly trippy.

I'm probably just really tired, and don't notice it. I've only slept about 3-4 hours a night, and I haven't taken any naps. I can't get more than 7 hours of sleep. I seriously can't. Even on weekends, I can't sleep more than 7 hours, so I don't get to sleep all day like I want to. Sometimes less than 7 hours too, and then I can't sleep. I can't wait for summer vacation.

Neil Young; Racist Joke;Songs; Spring Break; Trippy; Sleep


Comments

I really like On The Beach by Neil Young

I LIKE OLD MAN BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY SONG IVE HEARD!!! I hate people that pretend to like a band, when they only know one song. I really like anything from Mirror Ball, I haven't listened it long enough to have a favorite song.

Cinnamon Girl is my favourite Neil Young song.

There was an old farmer who lived on arock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick*
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and playthings, and at half past four
There came a young lady, she looked like a
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her
Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable
Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy so tasty, made of butterscotch
and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself!

I got racist joke that my friend told me.

"Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?"...

"RUUUN n***a n***a n***a n***a. RUUN n***a n***a n***a n***a. RUN n***a n***a n***a n***a."

Also, I'm not racist to Africans.

Sometimes, when I go crazy and run around or something, when I go to bed, it feels like my bed is swinging.

Try sleeping in school. I do it all the time. I never see why people mock me for it.

My body just can't find the motivation to sleep. I used to sleep in school, early this year. Maybe because I had a stalker at one point in the last year in my school, and I was always afraid she'd be at the window with a box of C4.

Oh right, they s=censor that...

I actually always thought people self censored that word. I never knew that was actually censored.

Milhouse is totally a meme.
Also Sticks's review on your song made me cum with the obscure references of our little memes.

Their like memes, but more annoying!