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Cough Drops; Concert; Failure; My Clitoris

Posted by ChickenGod - April 5th, 2009


Cough Drops. Why are they called 'Drops?'

I mean, If they're eye drops, then it makes sense, because it's a drop of water, but why are they called drops when its a solid object you put in your mouth.

My dad wants me to go to a concert with him. There aren't any good bands coming to our area. The only decent band coming is Black Label Society, and I don't even like them.
Jeff Beck is coming to 'The House Of Blues' but it's sold out.

I've noticed something lately: Our little group of friends on Newgrounds 'TheSilverGuitar, DanTheBard (9001), FurryOwlet, etc.) are starting to meet up on Youtube. What's next? We all become friends on Myspace or Facebook? Then we all have phone sex? Then we meet up and have discussions of Sarah Palin's Butt Nipples?

When Are You Ever Going To Need This Knowledge? I love WikiHow, pointless articles give me lols.

This Video Is Such A Fail...

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Also: Meet My Clitoris.

Cough Drops; Concert; Failure; My Clitoris


Comments

You'll probably never see me on YouTube. Ever since I signed up here I haven't been on there alot.

It does fail.

I'd like to visit your clitoris, please.

It's down south

Jeff Beck coming to your area reminds me of that post RedStripedd made a long time ago about Beck coming to his area.

Also, the YouTube meet-up thing started with just me and Pink, and that was also a while ago.
NO MYSPACE NO FACEBOOK.

Also, some girls in my class are starting an actual petition to get "MySpace" and "FaceBook" in the dictionary. FOOLS, I TELL YOU, FOOLS.

have you suggested them to kill themselves yet?

Just for that, I'm looking you up on myspace and facebook.

Also, You'll never find me on MySpace or Facebook.
1) I never figured out how to use MySpace
2) I'm too God damned fucking lazy to go one there.

No way, I found you... http://www.myspace.com/lespaulsfr igginrock

I'm not a myspace whore, but I use myspace/facebook to communicate with old friends from places I moved away from