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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Haven't had a comedic blog...

Posted by ChickenGod - March 25th, 2009


Haven't had a comedic blog in a while. My last few were angst ridden cynical rants about our society, but I'll try to end that trend now. We need more humor. Or perhaps a combination of both, and have some kind of stephen colbert political satire?

So I've been surfing 4chan, and I've discovered several hilarious pictures. To anybody that uses /gif/, I'm the one that posts the gif of the dog humping the other dog, then puking all the time. I also post the pic of a guy masturbating on a bicycle. They're far too big to post on newgrounds.

I want all of you to post in your comments this:

I want you to try to type without hesitating, and try to type quickly. Type without thinking. Type whatever comes to your mind, without using backspace, Here's mine:

'I eat small fish and then fuck walruses and eat american idols and i used to live in asian land oh my god that sounded somewhat racist because oh well i don't know why it sounded racist OMG I'm watching american idol, please kill me.'

Okay, I'll stop at that, but I wanna see somebody do a whole page of that.

Haven't had a comedic blog...


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I cum in cat litter and sell it to people while fucking transvestite slippers and pull out and let my cum get all over the walls and make my rapist maid lick it off the walls then i knock out junkies and steal their drugs then i shoot hideous asshole racist rednecks and team up with ninjas and kill flying monkeys and use their bodies as weapons to fight against the vampire orphans of the world... I am so fucked up.

"I cum in cat litter" is my new favorite quote.

I rape n***a bitches that hari-kiri themselves while simultaneously screech the lyrics to "My Chocolate Salty Balls" by Issac Hayes who got shot by pirates with M16's which doesn't even make sense because pirates weren't around when M16's came out or maybe they're just zombie pirates that survived this long or quite possibly from a different dimension where guns were invented before swords also pirate reminds me of "butt pirates," which is slang for "fanny bandits," which is slang for a homosexual Mexican man ever notice how there's no slang for a gay man besides "gay" even though that could apply to women too, so rather an exclusive slang word for gay men because gay women have "lesbian," which came from "Lesbos" or something who was a 300 pound black lady that liked to munch on CK1CUNZZZZZZZ while watching AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEEELLL while sleeping with Barrack Obama, and wears T-Shirts that indicate such.

Fuck, I was gonna do a page long one, but I got lazy.

I want a t-shirt that states that I slept with Obama.

Make me one too!

I smell a multi billion dollar industry!

The "AH SLEPT WIF OBAHMAH" is an inside joke between me and unicorn.

Oh Yea? COCKY BASTARD!

Ya know? Now that I think about it, you have the same hair as one of my friends.

Except he's blonde, and he is sorta stupid <.<.

Would that mean that I cum to my friend's hair?

yes it does. My hair is sometimes a dirty blonde, and not just a brown

My hair's black. Or it's brown with little spots of brown. And people think that I messed up dyeing my hair blonde.

fail

Oh shit, I messed up.

I meant to say "Or it's brown with blonde spots"

Sorry.

People don't look at my hair for fear of burning there eyes.

Sticks, Chicken, threeway?
Don't tell Pink.

I have a Charlie Gibson Fetish, you might need to go to a halloween store for that.

Did I ever mention that I have a camo fetish?

Rambo Pornography is on your harddrive isn't it?

Aw, but I just rented this marshmellow costume!
*Whispers* Marshmellowssssssssssssssssssssssss

I have a marshmallow fetish too! Obviously, seeing as how I've told you in a hundred posts.

Let's make a sexual s'more.
I get graham crackers.

I'LL LEAVE YOU BEGGIN' FOR S'MORE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN