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I washed my hair :(

Posted by ChickenGod - March 12th, 2009


I washed my hair. :(

You can assume that I like my hair naturally greasy. For some reason, when my hair is clean, it gets extremely annoying. It feels all 'static-ey' Now everybody at my school is going to say 'OMG Joe! U WASHED UR HAIR! U look so CutE NAO!!'

Fuck my 'friends.'
There opinions mean nothing.

I faked a bad cold today. I only had a mildly runny nose, but I decided that I didn't feel like going to school, so I feigned a cold.

Don't you hate when people add you on myspace or facebook, that you don't even know or like?

When I first got facebook, this happened a lot. All of these douchey kids decided to send me a ton of friend requests. Keep in mind that they all hate me, and just want to look cooler by having 1000+ friends.
Some girl, that I've never met in my life, who is friends with somebody else that I know, just sent me a friend request on Myspace. I looked for mutual friends, and I found one of my friends (which is how I know that it isn't some kind of spam)

*sigh*
I hate my friends.

I guess I'm going to the movies this Saturday or something. This girl (the same one who decided to bring us to a church to see a movie) invited a few people and I to go see 'Last House On the Left.'

Not looking forward to it. This is why iPods were invented.

I gotta change my picture, That was me a long time ago...


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You don't wash your hair? That's disgusting

You don't know how many times I've heard that.

Wierd. You faked a cold, and I have a cold. Finaly. Someone else who doesn't like to wash his hair.

I know what you mean,

We must have special hair.

Now everybody at school noticed that I have clean hair all of a sudden, and decided to mock me for it. I guess?

I HATE WASHING MY HAIR. Seriously. These annoying preppy girls bug me about it all the time and say stupid shit like "HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SHAMPOO FOR CHRISTMAS AHAHAH." I tell them that I'm a Buddhist, and they laugh in my face. Hm.
Faking stomach aches are better, because they can't prove that you're faking it.
Hating your friends is ironic.
I'm sorry, but the last house on the left looked extremely shit, judging by the trailer.
You know you look a little like Fishenelmar, right? Only a lttle younger and more Caucasian.
I think this is my first time seeing a clear picture of your face.

Yea, the preppy girls constantly annoy me about it.
I'm not going to the movies. I fucking hate being social, and going to the movies is one of the most social things that kids do these days.

Hopefull the movie business gets better. The music industry sucks, due to websites such as iTunes. If I could afford it right now, I'd buy a record player and a ton of vinyls, but I'm too much of a lazy cheap ass to get one.

Yeah, for the most part, music isn't an art anymore, sites like iTunes have turned into an industry.
And movies have gone through a steady decline, starting at the 1950's. Sure, every decade has its exception, but most have gotten worse.

True. Although the 80's had the funniest movies, simply because they're so cheap, and the plot is so stereotypical.

Also, you're pretty.

Thank you.
I still need to bring out my girlish figure, then I can go back in time and play Lady Capulet (Romeo and Juliet character) in Shakespearean Theater.