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Ever Have a terribly Clingy Ex?

Posted by ChickenGod - February 18th, 2009


I know I've made this blog 3 or 4 times, but It's the same person.

Now, she has her ex-ex-boyfriend to call me with her, trying to make me jealous.

She's the clingy, over dramatic, emo poser kid I told you all about...or maybe I didn't tell you that...whatever.

She also came to me (in economics class she sat next to me for some reason) and thanked me for ruining her life, because she wouldn't have anything to write about in English class if I hadn't.

So...how do you...newgrounds shut somebody else? (yes, I've already asked this question.)
Also: have you ever had a clingy ex?
Tell me about your comical encounters with psycho ex girlfriends...and I'll pretend it's funny!


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Whatever you do, don't acknowledge her in the slightest.
Don't make eye contact at all.

Tried, and regretted. She finds it sexy?

Send her over to me. And I'll "take care of her". She won't bother you then, anymore. ^_^ Hehe..

She's fat. And has allegedly eaten a human in about an hour. I wouldn't

Talk about your genitails frequently, and describe odd and unnatural deformities such as warts on the shaft. After that, indulge her in a fascinating anecdote about the time you tried to make it bigger by cutting it open and stuffing in balled up tissues, then sewing it back up.
Or, you could yell "LALALALALALA" when she look or talk to you whilst stomping your feet in a childish manner.

Easier done than said.
Pretty fun too.

I am definitely doing all of this.
'Easier done than said' is the best quote I've ever heard.

Or you could make out with some dudes in front of her.

There's nobody gay in my school worth making out with. I just noticed I've contradicted every statement you've ever said.

Trick someone else into dating her...

Physically impossible, that's why she likes me...Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if she's going out with her ex-ex boyfriend again.

She broke up with him to go out with me, and he hates me now. Now that they both hate me, they can form the 'FJIAWRC'

(Fuck Joe In the Ass With a Rake Club)

Where can I sign up for this club?

As if I didn't see that coming. No seriously, I didn't see that coming.

I'm sorry, but this ad on your page is hilariously ironic.
"How To Get A Girl Back
Get Her Back With This Proven Plan. Get Instant Access via Email Now.
<a href="http://www.GetYourExGirlfriendBack.com">www.GetYourExGirlfriendBack.com</a>"

Haha, Yea, I saw it too.

Has she fucked off yet?

Not exactly, now she assumes that I'm friends with her now.

So extremely annoying.