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I finally had sex with...

Posted by ChickenGod - February 1st, 2009


Hillary Clinton. Or was it Bill Clinton. I'll get back to you on that in my next post...

On a lighter note, I don't have to go to school on Monday. (Tomorrow) Well, you may be asking "What? How is this POSSIBLE" But I have reasons.
To illustrate, I have had mid-terms every day last week (except Monday, that was a free day, and Wednesday, That was a snow day) and Next Monday, I am supposed to have my exams for my 5th and 6th period. Although this seems like a daunting task, It is not what it seems. My fifth period is Advisory/Lunch (Advisory is like study, but they don't like you study) and my 6th period, is Study Hall. Most kids get dismissed (or leave) after exams are taken, so it is only a half day of school, but I don't leave 'cuz I'm just that rebellious. To Conclude, not everything is exactly as it may seem, but with further speculation, you can finally achieve our goal as humans...knowledge.

Wow, I really made a simple thing more dramatic.

I also discovered the great website 'College Humor'.
But to be frank, the majority of there videos are unfunny and repetitive. Like Newgrounds.

So how about that Super Bowl? I was busy watching the puppy bowl, and sex related programs on discovery. Also Mythbusters. But what is up with all of the sex anatomy shows on all the channels? I usually don't watch television, but I know that those aren't on all the time.

I have officially changed my political views from Liberal, to Libertarian. I honestly didn't know all too much about The Libertarian party, and I researched it, and have found my true calling to politics.

And I finally convinced that annoying kid who wanted to start a band with me to fuck off. He's still my 'friend', but at least I don't have to deal with him all too much anymore.

Wow, longest, most detailed blog post ever.

Also, this is a picture of me when I took a facial (lol, sexual reference) when my skin was really dry. It's really dry here in New Hampshire, ALWAYS. Humidity is the one thing I want now. My skin is flaky everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

I finally had sex with...


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Scary. Will I sleep tonight? No. Will I attempt to get that image out of my head? Yes.

Also, facial.

DONT MOCK ME!

looks like you got slapped with a cock WTF gasp

I kinda did...

Libertarian isn't a view like liberalism.
Liberal is a general term, like conservative, whereas Libertarian's views are more specific, like a whole set of semi defined beliefs.
Oh, and I'm a Libertarian.

MYTHBUSTERS? Awesome.
College Humor pwns.

Oh, and, just curious, who did you want to win for President in 2008?

Nader, but realistically (since Nader had no chance due to uninformed voters.) Obama.
And when I said that Libertarianism is like Liberalism, I meant that it has mutual ideals of liberalism.
Yea Mythbusters is the greatest.

Chocolate sauce

Have I told you about my chocolate sauce fetish?

Nader?
Me love you LOOOONG time.

Also, you look kind of disgusting.

Yea, that's why I posted it.

So, how was Hillary?
Was she bigger than me?

We have a lot to talk about concerning women, you and i.

How did your story go, by the way?

I'm most likely going to change the plot, but try to keep the same characters. I need a little bit of time to get the basic plot down in my head.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HILARY IS NOT A WOMAN.