So I was randomly yelling something to my sister when this conversation happened between me and my mom
Mom: JOEY!!!
ChickenGod (Joe): MOM!
Mom: What?!
funny huh? This is going to make world news tonight.
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Conversation with my mom
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It's good to have you back, Admiral.
In this post - We make shit jokes and random nonsequitors.
IM NOT AN ADMIRAL!!! IM A SPACE CADET!!!!
SMALL PEOPLE SOMETIMES EAT ME AT NIGHT, ALONG WITH MATH TEACHERS!!!
It sounds like you've got an exciting life there, my friend
only the best!
MATH TEACHERS? BAH.
I SCRABBLE THEIR TINY KIDNEYS OUT.
This is the only year (that I've lived in New Hampshire) that My math teacher is actually smarter than me. But not smart in a stuck up way; smart in a respectable way.
Wow, I'm surprised I didn't say something random in this post like BABY DICKS ARE POURING OUT OF YOUR COMPUTERS DISK DRIVE, WITH CREAMY FILLING.
My best one yet
Bull cocks in your mouth.
TheSilverGuitar
W-w-w-wha-I LOVE YOU
ChickenGod
I'd normally make some masturbation joke right now, but I really can't.
Woah, that was random of me.