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I'm the Decoy/Bait kid that they use on 'To Catch A Predator.' The producers tell me that I'm good at seducing 60 year old men.

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Broke up with my girlfriend...

Posted by ChickenGod - October 31st, 2008


I broke up with my girlfriend for expecting too much of me, and she isn't what i thought she was. The breakup was pretty hard on her, but now she is leaving me tons of messages on my cell, home phone, and somehow, i think she got my friends phone number, and is calling him too.
her friends are at her house, and they are my friends too. i feel like a jerk, she is probably crying to her friends, and they hate me now. Hilarious


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quite a prediciment i must say

no retard if shes with her friends there fucking with you (its happended to my friends before)

oh, i see

When you say "expecting too much out of me," what exactly do you mean?

"You Don't Love me anymore!! i love you more than anything, and you only love me a little!!!" i dunno, something like that is said alot

Not to seem insensitive to your problems, but how's the song coming along?

oh, i just found your email in my spam folder (wtf???) the spam sorter sucks on yahoo.

=(
Sorry man